HOTDOGS

Written by a teenager in 2001

hotdogs were my favorite treat, even though stuffed with chicken feet

when I ate them i would often say "I wish I could eat hotdogs everyday"

then one day to my surprise...I woke up and had hotdog thighs!

I though the symptoms would soon erase...but then discovered my hotdog face

there is a moral to the story I just told; it's that no matter how young or how old

be careful with the hot dog meat, because the saying is true, we are what we eat